Job Performance Review By Dog: To Mom
Just do your job
It's not like I'm asking you to go to cooking school or even follow a recipe
Just scoop some kibble in the big bowl
Splash a little water on top
I like it kinda gravy-soft
If you could get my dinner before I starve, that would be fun
Before you fall asleep on the sofa
And you should take me dog-park more often,
Where you throw the tennis ball real far
And I’ll bring it back to you
You’re supposed to throw the tennis ball again and again and again
I’ll always bring it back to you
And you say Drop It but I only pretend to drop it, and then I really drop it
Can you take those things out of your ears when we go walkies?
That podcast will still be there when we get back to our house
You need to work on sniffing. Seriously
You're not smelling how dangerous walkies are:
Squirrels, coyotes, kitty cats, what’s that smell?
No, that one. Pay attention, mom
Pick up my poop
Just do your job
Tell me Good Dog
So our hearts can be grateful, together, forever
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